January 14, 2008
Contender for the best alcohol related ad campaign eva. . .
Via Instapundit, let's put your hands together for. . .
wait for it. . . .
June 23, 2006
Yay for OLD U2, new U2 sucks. . .
I wonder if Bush has some old U2 on his iPod, you know, stuff from the Boy, October, War and Under a Blood Red Sky. Once U2 hit the Joshua Tree album, they started a long run downhill in my opinion.
Why do I even bother to cast judgements about the quality of old U2 versus new U2? Well, it's actually just a lead-in for this video:
June 13, 2006
The media. . . better late than never. . .
Seems that the media is finally getting around to taking offense at the "Hodji Girl" (or "Hadji Girl") video I posted back in March.
Dan Riehl has transcribed the lyrics, and as I said before, if this video pisses you off, GO AWAY!
May 23, 2006
The Python of the Christ. . .
As an atheist, I do have a healthy realization that I could in fact be wrong. It's possible, not probable but possible there is a God.
So this is one of those posts that I'll have to apologize for profusely for in order to avoid going to hell.
Great that if need be, I can just say, sorry, didn't believe it, now I do, please forgive me, and I'm in!
Presenting. . . .The Python of the Christ. (Some graphic content, you've been warned!)
May 10, 2006
Dee Dee Dee. . .
For more great Carlos Mencia clips(aka Ned Mencia, not Ned Holness) goto his website and enter the flash site, a series of mp3's will load and play.
NOTE: I finally got the problem with YouTube videos fixed, but you might have to click the play button in the center of player twice.
April 2, 2006
A brief musical interlude. . .
Click the triangle to play, may take a minute or so to load. If it doesn't work for you, try THIS LINK.
Hope you enjoy. If you don't?.?.? Well, it wouldn't really be me if I said I cared.
PS - Support the band by checking out their site: The Right Brothers
March 8, 2006
If this pisses you off, go away. . .
Because I think it's absolutely hilarious.
The audio is a bit hot, so be ready to turn it down, and you may not understand all the lyrics at first, but give it a little bit and I promise it gets better. About half way through, you'll be tempted to turn it off because you'll feel like it's run it's course, but I encourage you to stay with it for the entire video.
If you don't find it funny, well, let's just say that if you don't, then, you're not really my target demographic, OK?
If the embedded player isn't working for you, you can click here.
A small bit of commentary below the fold. . .
Now I know SOME people are going to find this offensive, but I'd suggest that anyone who doesn't realize the stress and the activitiy levels of our troops in harms way, also won't recognize that humor is their way of coping with being far from home, doing a tough job and most importantly, battling the feelings that people at home aren't behind them.
I post this because A) I find it hilarious, B) I like poking those who would find it offensive and C) I really support the boys and girls in harm's way and can empathize with their desire to lash back a little by using humor.
So before you fire off that 10 page hate mail missive to me, just realize that if this offends you, and you bitch at me about it, I'm just going to laugh at you.
Also, lets just say that if you snipe at me or have a problem with me, that's cool, take a swipe at the troops or my "target demographic" in comments and I'll delete ya. Got it?
UPDATE: Comments are closed due to spambots.
Posted by JasonColeman at 11:30 AM
March 6, 2006
Bobsled vs. Rally Car. . . .who wins????
I'm not telling, so you'll just have to watch.
February 17, 2006
Did I say hell? ? ?
Where's my jihad?!?!?!
It's a must see, but be warned, Not Necessarily Safe for Work (Language, and if you're an easily offended jihadist wannabe Muslim, you'll really hate it.). You've been warned.
Courtesy of Zipperfish.
January 31, 2006
Oh this is too good. . . . (It's in the Koran!)
Give it a bit to load and then click play. . .
As always, give it a few seconds to load then click play, and PLEASE, no hot-linking. Link to the page, and that's great, but please don't just steal my bandwith without referencing, it's just uncool.
UPDATE: Google Video was originally serving the video but in their march toward Dhimmitude, they've taken it down. Never fear however, I had a copy laying around and am now glad to serve it up for ya.
Oh yeah, and just for Googles sake, lemme put in some keywords here: It's in the Koran song plus lyrics and audio, Islam's Not for Me.
January 16, 2006
On this of all days. . .
On the annual observance of "Martin Luther King Day", a day when it's suggested that people reflect on the legacy of Martin Luther King and the principles he stood for. A day when people should take a moment and think about the "One Nation" and about the "liberty and equality for all" and about King's, dreams.
Among those was King's dream that one day this nation would be:
"where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers"
We now present Ray Nagin, soon to be ex-mayor of New Oreleans (hopefully). . . Go ahead, click the play button. I dare ya.
Oh, oh, but wait, that's not all . . . Nagin's channeling Pat Robertson as well. . . just in case you weren't confused, befuddled or dumbfounded enough already, click here for more.
I could probably type for hours about how angry I am, how totally offensive, counter-productive and hypocritical Nagin is; but I won't, I'm just going to leave it there, and point to it whenever someone trys to drag out the "racist" crap when speaking of Katrina and her aftermath. I'll tell you where the racists were and ARE, they're right up there in those videos, and Ray Nagin has become their leader apparently.
As Ian asks, "Is that a “black power” swastika on his shoulder?"
Sick I tell ya, I'm just sick over this, and sick because the main stream media will give Nagin a pass, they will gloss right over this and pretend it never actually happened.
PS, If you'd like to have your own copy of that little gem by Nagin to send to friends and family and don't want to link here, just RIGHT CLICK HERE and "Save As. . .", or for the God comments, right click here and "Save As. . . "
December 6, 2005
How to lose the world's best job. . .
Perhaps the best job in the world for a guy would have to be "Zip Feed Demolition Technician". Here we have, in video form, the fastest and most efficient way to LOSE THAT JOB:
Give it a few secs to load, then click the play button.
August 22, 2005
The best Beer Ad EVA. . .
Really, This is the best beer ad ever. Really, it is. At least I'm sure it's the BIGGEST.
Amends. . .
Ok, Ok, so I didn't blog anything over the weekend. In order to make amends, here's a collection of the useless, cool, helpful and just plain timewasting things I found over the course of the last couple of days.
Firstly, get your daily dose of GEEK PORN. Don't worry, it's safe for work.
This game, Guess the Google, sucked hours out of my life. It's a simple game where you are shown a collage of 20 images returned from a single "google image" search. Your job is to guess the search word. Good luck, my best was 301.
An interesting little setup to turn yourself into a roving WiFi Hotspot.
A series of funny, or maybe just stupid videos from AllDumb.com:
A really dumb cat. . .
And now a dumb dog. . .(you need volume for this one)
A very trippy bike. . .
Finally a dumb promo for Japanese baseball. . . Japanese TV is wierd I tell ya.
Here's a page of graphics toys that can let you create pictures like this one:
That should keep you busy for a while. Have fun.
August 15, 2005
India Company's video from Fallujah. . .
Great video put together by USMC Combat Correspondent Cpl. Jan M. Bender featuring India Company of the 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment(RTC-1) during the Battle of Fallujah:
August 13, 2005
Never forget. . .
August 1, 2005
Another Video. . .
NOTE: the audio may not be safe for work.
Must-See TV. . .
Courtesy the most wise and beautiful SondraK, two videos you definately should spend the time viewing:
Both videos are quite large, so you may want to "Right click, Save As. . " so they play smoothly. Especially the 101st's video, it's 22 megs.
I should watch more soccer. . .
I never played soccer in school, I've never been that interested in soccer. In fact, I've always thought soccer was boring.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
I need to watch more soccer apparently. Anyone know what team she's on????
July 23, 2005
DAMN!!! Talk about "going big". . .
I'll never land "or even attempt" a jump this big.
Posted by JasonColeman at 3:18 PM
July 20, 2005
Raving Penquins and icebergs. . . .
One of the bigger traffic drivers here, is the iceberg B-15A. I've written about it here, here, here, here, and here. I'm not sure though, if people are interested in the iceberg, or the chance that I may post more penquin pictures.
So? In order to satisfy both camps, here's an updated picture of B-15A (enhanced thermal image, dark equals really damn freaking cold, light equals just plain cold):
You can see B-15A, which looks like an aircraft carrier deck, has moved up and away from the Ross Sea. Currents may bring the iceberg back down to block the sea again this Antarctic summer, but it looks like the danger to the penguins (which was overblown in the first place) has passed.
You can tell the penquin in THIS VIDEO is excited about B-15A's departure. I never knew Penquins were ravers????
June 2, 2005
Here's the bitorrent for EPIC: 2015 by Robin Sloan and Matt Thompson. Right click and select Save As. .
If you don't know how to use BitTorrents, CLICK HERE - It will take a while to download (Note, this link will go away if bandwith issues come up. So you might want to right click and Save As. ., in case you want to watch it agin.)
EPIC is a shockwave based animation depecting the future of our mediascape, the internet and how they might develop into the construct named EPIC. The battle between the internet and "old media" is played out as well as the News Wars between Microsoft and Google. It's an interesting piece.
Posted by JasonColeman at 7:30 PM
May 20, 2005
The US Navy Entry
Finally found some US soldiers (in this case US Navy) trying their hand at a music video.
Since I'm on a video kick lately.
I Found this video on Big-Boys that I thought was pretty interesting and cool.
Some Iraqi Defense force soldiers are in a prolonged firefight with some AIF (Anti-Iraqi Forces). Attached to the Iraqi troops are some U.S. Air Force Joint Tactical Air Controllers (JTAC's). The JTAC's get permission to call in a Maverick Missile airstrike.
You can hear the missile come in.
I'm not glorifying war by posting this, I just find it amazing sometimes how technologically advanced and effective our Military Forces are. Plus I just found it cool.
Other videos that I just feel like showing. (All .wmv files)
Don't fly with these guys. . . .
I don't know if this is real or not, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Although I'm still firmly PRO 2nd Amendment.WARNING: Content may be disturbing!!
Posted by JasonColeman at 12:12 AM
May 18, 2005
More Martial Music Madness
Judgeing from the email and hits, people liked the Norwegian effort (you can either scroll down or click here for that performance), our next contestants come from the British Isles and are performing in sunny, sandy, scary Iraq.
So without further ado, take it away Lucky Pierre. . . go click play now.
So what do the judges say?????
PS, if you have other military parody music videos, drop me a line at Jason[AT]JasonColeman.com.
May 17, 2005
American Idol, eat your heart out!!!
This just in. . . . .
MUST SEE MUSIC VIDEO courtesy of the Norwegian Armed Forces stationed in Kosovo.