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August 6, 2005
Iranian Jedi????
I never really thought Jedi really existed, now we know that Lucas' Jedi are alive and well in Iran:
Blue text is translation to a well-documented Jedi Mind Trick.
The following are excerpts from a press conference with Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Hamid-Reza Asefi, which aired on Iranian Channels 1 and 2 on July 31, 2005.Reporter: What will the scope of the (UCF) activity in Esfahan be at the beginning? Will it have full or partial capacity?
[Stormtrooper: Let's see some identification.]Asefi: What do you care?
[Translation - Obi-wan: You don't need to see his identification.]Female reporter: I'll repeat my colleague's question...
[Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.]Asefi: Go ahead, please...
[Obi-wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.]Female reporter:... regarding the UCF in Esfahan. Will its activity start at full or partial capacity, in order to show that the suspension...
[Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.]Asefi: He asked, and I already said it is of no interest to you.
[Obi-wan: He can go about his business.]Female reporter: Please tell us, it might interest us.
[Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.]Asefi: No. I know it is of no interest to you.
[Obi-wan: Move along. . .]Reporter: Regarding the IAEA inspectors stationed in Tehran, when the UCF activity starts in Esfahan, will the inspectors be there, or did the Iranians plan a special ceremony to mark the start of activity?
[Stormtrooper: Move along. . .]Asefi: No. If by "special ceremony" you mean handing out cake and candy, then we have no such thing.
[Obi-wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded. You will find it a powerful ally.]
Yes, folks, it does appear that the Jedi Council may have taken conrol of Iran. It's getting close to the time we need to "Execute Order 66".(Excerpt courtesy of MEMRI TV & LGF)
--Jason
Posted by JasonColeman at August 6, 2005 8:23 PM
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